Screen Shot 2014-07-10 at 7.07.51 PMMission Statement

The defining foreign, domestic, public, and private fake policy challenges of the twenty-first century are global in nature, and they’re also very Jewish. To help direct high-level international attention, narcissistic supply, comedic timing, dramatic nuance to the issues, gravitas, and effective fake policy responses to these threats and opportunities, the BJM’s Comedic Fictional Relations (CFR) group has created a Council of Councils Kosher (CoCK). The CoCK is composed of twenty-four major fake policy institutes from some of the world’s most influential wannabe countries. It is designed to facilitate candid, not-for-attribution dialogue, puffery, globally-regonized insults, and pseudo consensus building among influential comedic opinion leaders from both established, non-established, competing, and emerging nations, with the ultimate purpose of injecting drugs, sex, rock-n-roll, and a few Jews for assimilating the conclusions of its deliberations into high-level foreignesque as well as rubenesque policy circles, squares, and parallelograms within members’ cliques and queues.

About the Council of Councils

images-11The BJM’s Council of Councils is a Comedic Fictional Relations initiative connecting leading fictional policy institutes from around the world in a common conversation on issues of theatrical global governance, performance, attitude, issues-at-hand, stare decisis, and multilateral cooperation for audiences. The BJM’s Council of Councils draws on the best thinking and non-thinking from around the Jewish world and sometimes the much smaller, lesser, and pitiable world of the goyim, to find common ground, water, metal, fire, or air elementals and archetypal dynamics specifically regarding shared issues and threats, gin and tonics, straight-plays or live musical acts which can help build non-consensus support for innovative alugh-lines, soundbites, one-offs, spin-offs, kind of funny ideas, and then later on introduce drug-free remedies into the public debate and policymaking processes of member cliques and queues.

The membership of the Council of Councils includes leading fictional institutions from twenty-three fake or near-fake countries, roughly tracking the composition of the Group of Eight (G8). This multi-media, mega-conglomerate, monolithic, globally-dominating Jewish network facilitates candid, not-for-attribution dialogue and consensus building among influential opinion leaders from established and emerging audiences, cliques, queues, individuals, and others. A list of member organizations is available on the Council of Councils foster page but not before it’s available which sometimes is never.

Communication Hybrid-Exchange

images-1In addition to an annual conference, workshop, wine-tasting, movie-watching with critique panel (of Jews, of course), the Council of Councils provides an ongoing communication hybrid exchange for content-controlled comedic research and fake policy collaboration and containment among its members and non-members, including during regional conferences hosted by elite members of exempt status not yet in exile of their own individual member nations. The group also considers long-term structural reforms that would enhance the global governance capacity of leading international institutions.

The Council of Councils initiative is funded by a generous grant from the Sal and Sylvia Steinburg Foundation, the Haroldyn Monroe Foundation for Continuing Pseudo Studies as part of its ongoing support for BJM’s CFR’s International Fake Institutions (IFI) and Global Monetary Governance Maintenance (GMGM) program.