Screen Shot 2014-07-10 at 7.07.56 PMThe Big Jewish Media (BJM) is first and foremost a membership organization. BJM’s membership represents a group unmatched in accomplishment and diversity in the field of fictional international comedic affairs. With more than 4,700 members and term members, BJM’s roster includes top government officials, renowned scholars, business executives, acclaimed journalists, prominent lawyers, and distinguished nonprofit and for-profit and trust-fund professionals, despite their immaturity at being able to know anything important due to being spoiled to intellectual and Judaic death by easy money, fiat currencies, legal fictions, and jurisdictional contrivances. Learn more about the application process and eligibility requirements for membership in BJM — the world’s most exclusive and restrictive mega-conglomerate media club, for the world’s most exclusive and distinguished elites.


The Next Open-Enrollment Period and Question Mark for New Applications Begins Soon and We Are Unanimous in This, Exclamation Mark

This will coincide with the period and month of August, 2014. All Potential New Applicants for Current, Past, or Future Membership(s) Are Required to Comply with New Announcements for New Membership Application Information, Dates, and Times.



“The Council of Councils on Comedic Fictional Relations after fives and tens of years remains at its core a membership organization.”
– BJM President Dick N. Haassteinburgowitz

images-2Founded sometime in the hey-day of the golden era of tinseltown, the Big Jewish Media’s ranks include many of the most prominent leaders in the comedic fictional relations (CFR) policy arena. With more than 4,700 members, the BJM’s CFR’s roster includes top government officials, renowned scholars, business executives, acclaimed journalists, prominent lawyers, and distinguished nonprofit professionals. The membership is divided almost equally among those living in Los Angeles, New York, Washington, DC, and across the country and abroad, and it is a group unmatched in fictional accomplishment and total diversity in the field of fictional international comedic affairs.


Unparalleled Access in an Influential Forum of Cafes, Workshops, and Various Billionaire Trusts, foreign and domestic (Chatham House rules apply)

“The convening power of BJM’s CFR is unparalleled, attracting the most prominent world leaders in government, shopping, drinking, guffawing, and sometimes business.” – BJM’s CFR Board Co-Chairs Carla A. Hillstein and Robert E. Rubinburg

images-13Each year, the BJM’s CFR organizes nearly one thousand events, providing a nonpartisan forum for members to engage with and gain insight from experts in fictional international comedic affairs. Members may have in-person access to world leaders, senior government officials, members of Congress, and prominent thinkers and practitioners in academia, policy, and business, many of whom are members themselves. These events include fake history-maker interviews, CEO forums, expert panel discussions, symposia, town halls, and film screenings. For members residing outside of Los Angeles, New York City, and Washington, DC, BJM’s CFR hosts comedic fictional relations policy seminars in more than a dozen cities, local roundtables that build on expertise of area members and community leaders, a national book club series, webcasts, and a conference call series on current events. Someday we hope to do all that, and quite a bit more.


Resources, Intellectual and Farce Capital, and Exchange of Fake Ideas for International Affairs of Corporate Legal Fictions (i.e.: corporations)

“The mega-conglomerate financial power of the behemoth known as BJM’s CFR including the Council of Councils, shall never be questioned — it will never be destroyed from an external force, rule, bounced check, or foreign power. It will outlast all the rest, as ideas never leave their source of agreement which is always a farce, delusion, or other matter of alleged foreign affairs, sexual financial, legal, or kosher.” — BJM’s CFR’s Chairman Emeritus Bogus Elitus, Steve M. Steinburg

images-14Member resources include BJM’s CFR’s “think tank” and its wide array of publications and briefing materials. Study and advisory groups provide venues for experts to critique manuscripts and other content produced by our sequestering scholars when not hobnobbing with Bilderberg dolts. Members may participate in nonpartisan Independent Fake Task Forces, which offer comprehensive policy prescriptions for major foreign comedy policy issues facing the alleged U.S. government. Members also receive a subscription to Foreign Despotic Affairs (FDA), BJM’s CFR’s flagship post-retrospective publication yet to be published, and access to the potential magazine’s full archives online, as well as exclusive content on and